A lot of men have lost the love of their lives simply because they didn’t have the courage to approach the lady when they had the opportunity.
That first step in starting a relationship can be quite hard.
Well, worry no more. We have for you some ready made, witty pick up lines and if you are a Christian brother trying to catch the fancy of a Christian sister, you will definitely love the lines.
They are hilarious and if all fails, you can be sure to get the girl laughing even long after she leaves your presence.
The lines are courtesy of Emmanuel tweeting @bigblaqboy.
He wrote, “I just wanna share these pickup lines again to bless the brothers who are too shy or out of words when “shooting their shots” at Sister “whoever-she-is”
1.. “So last night I was reading the book of numbers, then I realized, I don’t have yours!”
2.. “I wish you knew that you have been floating my ark for some time now, can I know your name?
3.. “Is it hot in here? Or is it the Holy Ghost burning inside of you?”
4.. “I don’t mean to sound prophetic, but I can see myself buying you pizza next weekend”
5.. “Your hair is as beautiful as a flock of lambs descending from Gilead”
6.. “I am an Ephesians 5 kind of guy, and I really want to meet your proverbs 31 kind of woman”
7.. “Excuse me, is your name Faith? Cos you’re the substance of things I’ve been hoping for”
8.. “What is your name and number so I can add you to my prayer list?”
9.. “You are as gorgeous as Eve, and I believe one of my ribs belongs to you”
10.. “I wish I was Joseph perhaps you could help me interpret the dreams I’ve been having about you”
11.. “I wish this was the time of Noah, I really would love to walk into the ark with you as a pair”
12.. “Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives because he never met you”
13..”Just want you to know that for you I would slay two Goliaths and run away”
14. (If she is in the choir) “Wow, I love your choir ministration today, please can you send me that song on WhatsApp, would love to learn it.”
15. “I know this might sound awkward, but every time I walk towards you I feel like I’m being led to Bethlehem.”
16.. “Each time I look at you I see the transfiguration because you are always glowing”
17.. “I didn’t know angels like you flew this low where Shepherds like me can find you.”
18.. “Every time I am around you I practice speaking in tongues, cos I always run out of things to say.”
19.. “I am not trying to say I’m a good shepherd but I’ve left 99 sheep to come and find you.”
20.. “Please I don’t know again, you can add your own, it is not everything somebody will tell you.
If you had a good laugh, comment below the line you would use as a guy and as a lady, the one you will respond to if a guy used it on you.
