What’s your Body Count? Why does almost every guy I meet ask this question? Does it really matter? I don’t ask a guy this question because I certainly will not need that image in my head.

Anyways, it’s story time! I met this guy off an app and we got chatting right? We decided to go for drinks last weekend and we were having a good time. Then he says I want to ask you something and I want you to be honest. I was like ok, that’s fine, and he dropped the dreaded question. You won’t believe this led to a 20-minute argument! This guy got belligerent and started going off about how girls lie about their numbers; and then claimed that men were the ones doing so. Needless to say, the date ended on a very bad note.

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This is my issue, it really shouldn’t matter how many people your partner has been with. There’s no point having that information, it won’t do you any good. All it does is make you have doubts about the person you’re dating.

I have a system of counting and I feel all ladies should adopt it too; Don’t count the ones you slept with before 21, you were basically a child and didn’t know what you were doing so it doesn’t count. Don’t count the ones you slept with for money, that doesn’t count it was a job. Don’t count the ones that had the same name eg if you’ve been with two Femi’s, that counts as one. Don’t count the ones you didn’t climax during love making. That’s a waste of body count. Besides, whatever it eventually adds up to, the no is still FOUR! That’s the rule. It’s always four! If you care enough to dignify that question with an answer, sha. No one should ask me silly ass questions! The next guy who asks me that I won’t even argue I’ll just leave.

Till next time, Toodles!